I’m upset and I want new clothes

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butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

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"Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else." - Sebastian Stan
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"We were shooting a scene and Chris Evans is in front of me, and Anthony Mackie is there, and she (Scarlett Johansson) is sitting next to me … I hadn’t eaten anything so my stomach started like really turning in the car. And she’s like “What’s the matter man, like are you hungry or something?” And I’m like “Yeah, I’m starving, I didn’t get to eat.” And she starts screaming out “Max is really hungry! Max is REALLY hungry, he wants a sandwich — what do you want?” I’m like “Why are you screaming like that?” “He wants a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!” She starts screaming so hard, I’m like WHY is she doing this? And then the sandwich comes and she … eats more than half of the sandwich. And I’m like “So, it was really…?” “I didn’t wanna say that I was hungry, so it was just easier if I tell everybody that you’re hungry.”"

—Max Hernandez on how Scarlett Johansson ordered him a sandwich and then promptly ate most of it (Variety Latino)

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

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In which Barney is [not] Neil.

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3.04 | 4.02 / For fuck sake Jaime…. EAT!

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silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”

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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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dajunebug:

#shit talking in an intelligent manner.

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

disneyprinceblaine:

#SEE THIS SNAKE? #THIS SNAKE IS NOT A HORCRUX#THIS IS BRAZIL BOB #BOB JUST WANTS TO GO BACK TO HIS AMIGOS AND RELATIVES AND EVEN THOUGH BOB WAS BORN IN THE ZOO HE STILL LONGS FOR BRAZIL #HARRY’S NEVER BEEN TO HOGWARTS BUT THAT’S MORE A HOME TO HIM THAN PRIVET DRIVE #BRAZIL IS BOB’S HOGWARTS #BOB IS NOT NAGINI #NOT A HORCRUX #CLEARBOBSNAME

HARRY AND BOB WERE BROS GUYS DON’T YOUR REMEMBER

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“Hi, I’m Jackson Rathbone and I’m here in Silver Lake, California. And I’m here to talk about the most amazing thing I’ve ever done in my life… my son.”

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themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

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